bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro


You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."
Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut